these are the terms under which we sell hats to you.
you are purchasing a 100 dollar embroidered corduroy cap. the color and text are randomly generated at the moment of purchase. you do not choose either. you accept this explicitly.
your hat will be produced and shipped within 4–6 weeks of your order. this is not a guarantee. it is an estimate based on current volume.
you cannot return or exchange your hat for any reason other than defects. this is not negotiable. the hat is custom-made goods.
if your hat arrives defective or damaged, contact us with photos within 14 days of delivery. we will replace it or issue a full refund at our discretion.
you explicitly accept that you cannot choose the color or text on your hat. if you do not want a random hat, do not buy one.
the hat carries a digital rarity tier assigned at purchase. this tier is informational only. it confers no monetary value and cannot be used to establish market price or resale claims.
you provide your email and shipping address at checkout. these are used only to process and ship your order.
contact us at orders@objectsofchance.com with questions or defect reports.
these terms are governed by the laws of the United States.