Objects of Chance· 001, the hat. a mystery embroidered corduroy cap you don't choose, rolled at random at checkout.

Objects of Chance · sonnet 145, william shakespeare

somewhere, a monkey is typing. eventually it types this.

a black corduroy cap with stitched letters

common

blackbrownnavyoliveburgundy

pre-order · made to order

Objects of Chance

001 · the hat

let the monkey decide your fate

1

no previews. no choices. no returns.

the odds

common70%black · three groups · 9–11 letters
uncommon20%brown · two groups · 6–8 letters
rare8%navy · one group · 4–5 letters
legendary1.75%olive · one group · 2–3 capitals
void0.25%burgundy · sonnet excerpt on front · the monkey on back

corduroy · embroidered · made to order · 4–6 weeks